dennys:

Need a sweet costume idea for Halloween?! Here’s a few good ones! Don’t worry, all they’ll cost you is friendship.

- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Eggs
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Pancakes
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Vampire
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Winston Churchill
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Mt. Rushmore
- Bacon


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once when i was in preschool i told my friends i had a big sister even though i don't but then they remembered the next day so i kept it up but then they came over and asked to meet her so i told them that she died and to this day they think that i have an older sister who died but i never see them so theres really no point in coming clean now
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quow:

ur v dedicated to ur lie. nice.

fact: I hate lying and i never do it even if its like a white lie. i mean i have lied before but i get so uncomfortable doing it even if its for the best


Q
it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao
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unwinona:

kateordie:

demonicdorothy:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

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SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.



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Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Bitch, please.
Peach will wreck you.

This is my favorite post.

oakerton7:

Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava

She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano

She has been kidnapped to space

And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.

You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?

Bitch, please.

Peach will wreck you.

This is my favorite post.

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ask me to check out your blog!

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